We
don’t see many commercials on television anymore because we save nearly all
shows and then fast-forward through the junk. But we keep catching the Century
Link commercial in which a man tending a barbecue is explaining to another man
what a good deal he got on Century Link, internet access and a fee that will
never change. The other guy keeps interrupting him, saying, “Oh, yes, it will.”
The barbecuer saying “No, it won’t.” This exchange goes on some three times.
After the third time, I’m afraid I’d have had to pop the yea-sayer on the nose.
Another one we see too often, the Toyota commercial with Pat Finn, the idiot sales
guy. Although I don’t think I’d punch him, I would have to put a bag over his head. Amazing that Pat Finn could
make an entire career out of playing this yahoo. Just give me the Geico Gecko
and I’d watch him all day.
I've always collected errors in diction, things people mis-hear, like "windshield factor" and "the next store neighbors." Years ago, one of my students wrote an essay in which she described the world as being harsh and cruel, "a doggy-dog world." I've since come to think she may have been more astute and accurate than those who describe it in the usual way. My Stories - Mobridge Memories -
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Most of what I've written has been published as e-books and is available at Amazon. Match Play is a golf/suspense novel. Dust of Autumn is a bloody one set in upstate New York. Prairie View is set in South Dakota, with a final scene atop Rattlesnake Butte. Life in the Arbor is a children's book about Rollie Rabbit and his friends (on about a fourth grade level). The Black Widow involves an elaborate extortion scheme. Happy Valley is set in a retirement community. Doggy-Dog World is my memoir. And ES3 is a description of my method for examining English sentence structure.
In case anyone is interested in any of my past posts, an archive list can be found at the bottom of this page. I'd appreciate any feedback you may have by sending me an e-mail note--jertrav33@aol.com. Thanks for your interest.
Saturday, May 5
The Bridges of Madison County
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