I may have used some of this in an earlier blog, but I can't remember. So, in case I have, here it is again.
Thoughts:
⧪Isn’t it
sad that some people can turn on tv and not find
a single program that insults
their intelligence?
⧪The oral
comprehensive (or any difficult test) exam might be
a situation in which
the testers slowly squeeze the testees.
⧪The
things that make people laugh say a lot about their intelligence.
⧪The
things that make people cry say a lot about their sensitivity.
⧪Note how
these adjectives are all close in meaning but all different:
smart, intelligent, wise,
knowledgeable.
⧪One
cannot achieve wisdom without first being intelligent.
⧪Intelligence
must precede wisdom.
Neologisms:
🔻Arbitrator:
A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
🔻Avoidable:
What a bullfighter tries to do.
🔻Bernadette:
The act of torching a mortgage
🔻Burglarize:
What a crook sees withControl:
A short, ugly inmate
🔻Counterfeiters:
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
🔻Eclipse:
what an English barber does for a living
🔻Eyedropper:
a clumsy ophthalmologist
🔻Heroes:
what a guy in a boat does
🔻Left
Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot
🔻Misty:
How golfers create divots
🔻Paradox:
two physicians
🔻Parasites:
what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
🔻Pharmacist:
a helper on the farm
🔻Polarize:
what penguins see with
🔻Primate:
removing your spouse from in front of the TV
🔻Relief:
what trees do in the spring
🔻Rubberneck:
what you do to relax your wife
🔻Seamstress:
describes 250 pounds in a size 6
🔻Selfish:
what the owner of a seafood store does
🔻Sudafed:
brought litigation against a government official
🔻Subdued:
. . . like a guy, like works on one of those, like, submarines, man
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